"Listen, Domingo, I'm getting pissed with hanging around this place. My first trip to Rio and I'm stuck here. I want to go see the sights, enjoy myself, you know. How about a drive down to Copacabana or Ipenama?"

"Sim, Ms Allenbaugh, sure. Just as soon as your father comes back from visiting the mines up country. But he tell me not to take you anywhere until he gets back."

"Hey, if Dad wants spend most of his business trip out in the jungle, that's fine by me, but I want to see Rio. Come on, Domingo, let's get the wheels moving, hey?"

"I'm sorry, Ms Allenbaugh, but I must do what your father tell me or he make trouble for me at the chauffeur agency. Then I do no more driving for important tourists. So, I can't take you anyplace. When he come back I take you to best places in Rio."

"But it's crazy. All I want to do right now is to visit a few tourist spots in broad daylight. How dangerous can that be?"

"I guess he gets worried that maybe you get into trouble without him, Ms Allenbaugh."

"I'm not a child, Domingo."

"Sim, sim, from here I see you are not a child, Ms Allenbaugh. You are a beautiful woman with a great figure."

"Hey, Domingo, you certainly know how to put a good polish on things. You really think I'm beautiful?"

"Sure, you're beautiful. That's maybe why your father doesn't want you to go to Rio without him. The guys here are all real sexy men and they love to make out with lonely tourist women. And everybody knows Rio men are better made to make out than any men any other city."

"Now that's an interesting thought. What about you, Domingo? Are you a big man as well?"

"I make bet with you, Ms Allenbaugh. I show you and if you not say 'Jesus Christ', I work all this week for nothing. How about it?"

"What the hell, it doesn't look like I'm going to see any of the other tourist sights around here. OK, Domingo, come inside and show me your scenery . . . "

"Jesus Christ, Domingo!

"Ahh! You like him, Ms Allenbaugh?"

"Like it? I should shoot it, stuff it and hang it up in the trophy room back home."

"Por favor, I need him to keep all the lady tourists happy with me."

"Services with a smile, hey, Domingo? And do you make the girls happy with this or just make them cry?"

"Sure I make them happy, Ms Allenbaugh. They go back to US and Europe very happy. Always."

"Yeah, sure. Fucked stupid and as sore as hell, but very happy as well. I can believe that. What the hell happened here, did your mother make out with a stallion or what?"

"God gave me this instead of brains. I think I make a good deal, sim?

END OF PART ONE

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